Toddler Talk

    I started to write down a few things that Nora has said recently that I found hilarious. Here are some interpretations you'll need for context.


Lotion- Diaper cream

Headband- Bandaid, Headband, Rubberband

Bridge- Sounds an awful lot like B*#^h


Realizing Nora has a giant bowl of trail mix and has scattered nuts and raisins in various places around the house.               


Me- Who gave you a whole bag of trail mix?

Nora-I don't know. Maybe you gave me whole bag.







Going for a drive out in the woods with Dad and Peyton.

Nora- My tummy is in a bad mood. Pey needs to change my diaper and give me lotion.








Playing with toy food

Nora- I eat lunch. You can't have any.

Me- I can't have any food?

Nora- No.

Me- You're something else!

Nora- I'm not a mouse!

Me- ?





Nora has just peed in the potty for the first time ever.


Me- Nora! Good job honey! You peed in the potty like a big girl!

Nora- Yeah. Three bunnies love the beach so much.

Me- ?





I'm in the bathroom.  Door flings open and Nora saunters in.

Nora- Hi Mom. Can we pee wit you?

Me- Privacy?






I let all the cats in to eat and warm up. I picked up Peyton's cat Little Star to put her out.


Me- Oh! Little Star has an owie on her chin!

Nora- Oh no! She need a headband!




Cozying in bed in the morning.


Me- I'm gonna go get some coffee, Nora.

Nora- Me too. Nowa love coffee so much.






Facing me, holding on to my hands with one foot on my leg.

Nora- I'm gonna climb this bridge!